RADIO STATION DEVASTATED BY MAJOR OUTAGES

KVOI has been experiencing outages some of them hours long over the last week. This has spurred rumors throughout the community that the station was under attack. “The phones have been ringing off the hook as we have experienced these long outages”, said Doug Martin President of Good News Radio Broadcasting the owner of KVOI, “some of the theories the listeners have expressed have us concerned”. One listener called and thought that the station had been taken off the air by the competition; another listener had a “conspiracy” theory that involved a government take over. The truth is much more benign. “No, Dick Cheney was not taking target practice at our tower site, and this is not something the Illuminati did” said Martin “the reason we have had these outages is because of the fine tuning of a complex directional tower system”. The new system was something that Jim Slone, (the previous owner of 1030 AM), ordered and had installed. “Jim Slone has the best ear in broadcasting”, said Martin, “and he was not happy with the sound of 1030 AM”. This prompted Slone to secure the talents of Elliott Klein, (one of the top engineers in broadcasting) to design and build the massive system that controls the power variables and enhances the sound of the complex 4 tower directional system. This will also allow KVOI to broadcast at 10,000 watts and be the most powerful talk station in Tucson. “We are excited to hear the final outcome of this very expensive and sophisticated engineering feat”, said Martin, “but we needed to quell the rumors”.



For more information please contact Doug Martin at 790-2440 or doug@kvoi.com.